<@thickfreakness> psychomax is my rival <@thickfreakness> >:I >:I hey stop that * @thickfreakness shoves max <@thickfreakness> >:I * Psychomax presses a button and backs away from thickfreakness <@thickfreakness> ... * @thickfreakness eats a sandwich Three days later... * THE_MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) has joined #whitecollar WHERE IS THICKFREAKNESS <@roxy> ... <@roxy> noooo <@roxy> not the moooooooon <@roxy> ;-; he left :I <@roxy> sup moon. ...WHAT <@roxy> wanna chill WHERE IS HE <@roxy> brawlin'. no, I think he went to sleep one second let me find it yup <@thickfreakness> time for bed <@roxy> huh. THAT'S BULLSHIT I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE IT TOOK ME THREE FUCKING DAYS <@roxy> :D AND HE'S ASLEEP <@roxy> Well, <@roxy> can't you like, <@roxy> i don't know :I sorry <@roxy> stay a night at the motel? <@roxy> he'll be up tomorrow. UGH I thought he'd still be here ;-; FINE <@roxy> i mean I CAN PUSH BACK MY SCHEDULE <@roxy> well <@roxy> okay. erm <@roxy> i was saying i could hook you up with an inn manager. <@roxy> maybe get you a free stay <@roxy> save the time for commuting? THAT WOULD BE GOOD <@roxy> k, i'll ring him up. * @roxy gets on the phone. <@roxy> Sup, this is batman. <@roxy> yeah, i got this dude who's travelling. WHEN I SAID "I CAN PUSH BACK MY SCHEDULE" I MEANT "I'LL HAVE TO STAY AT A HOTEL OR SOMETHING" see, it's not all that bad :) <@roxy> yeah, it's a long commute. <@roxy> like three days <@roxy> hm hm. SHUT THE FUCK UP PSYCHOMAX <@roxy> :D <@roxy> so can you rent him a space. :I <@roxy> oh. okay, hold on a minute. <@roxy> Yo, Moon. WHAT <@roxy> You want the single, double, deluxe, or the honeymoon suite? <@roxy> it's on the house, the guy owes me. WHICH ONE IS BIGGEST <@roxy> I think the honeymoon is. OK <@roxy> it has one of those massaging beds too. I'LL STAY IN THERE THE HONEYMOON ONE <@roxy> Alright cool. <@roxy> So hey man, he wants the honeymoon suite. <@roxy> yeah, just one person. <@roxy> Okay, thanks. His name is Moon. I'll send him over. <@roxy> Say hi to the wife for me. Later days. "THE" MOON <@roxy> Oh <@roxy> Sorry, he insists on being referred as "THE MOON" <@roxy> yeah. yeah. hm hm. <@roxy> Sorry about that. Thanks man. <@roxy> Take care again. * @roxy hangs up the phone. <@roxy> Alright, I got you a room at the Ramada Inn. <@roxy> You just need to take a cruise down the Highway. <@roxy> and it's only a stone throw from here. GREAT, THANKS <@roxy> No problem. IT'S A HOTEL FOR INTERSTELLAR OBJECTS, RIGHT? <@roxy> Well, it has a skyroof. <@roxy> Does that count? ... <@roxy> ... <@roxy> I'm pretty sure there's a textile factory nearby. I WILL BE ABLE TO FIT IN IT WITHOUT CRUSHING ANYTHING, RIGHT? <@roxy> Well. <@roxy> ... <@roxy> Maybe. >_< <@roxy> I mean. IS THIS ENTIRE CHANNEL FILLED WITH GOD DAMN MORONS <@roxy> I did say there's a textile factory nearby. JESUS CHRIST <@roxy> you could grab the blankets. <@roxy> camp out. <@roxy> i guess. <@roxy> Isn't it supposed to be warmer on earth than in space? THIS IS THE WORST BUSINESS TRIP EVER <@roxy> Well, man, I'm sorry. <@roxy> I'm trying to help you out here. THICKFREAKNESS HAD BETTER FUCKING BE HERE TOMORROW <@roxy> :D <@roxy> I think he might be here tomorrow. OR I'M FUCKING CRUSHING ALL OF YOU INSTEAD <@roxy> :D * THE_MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) Quit (Quit: 0_0) <@roxy> Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm going on that trip tomorrow. jesus christ <@roxy> To be honest with you guys, what a dick :/ <@roxy> I kinda didn't like that Hotel Manager. hehe <@roxy> win-win situation! Later that night... * THE-MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) has joined #whitecollar HEY hi HAS THICKFREAKNESS COME BACK YET If he left to go to sleep 3 hours ago, why would he be back now? HEY I HAVE A TIGHT SCHEDULE TO KEEP I NEED AN ANSWER HAS THICKFREAKNESS COME BACK YET? PSYCHOMAX If he left to go to sleep 3 hours ago, why would he be back now? OH I DIDN'T SEE THAT * THE_MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) Quit (Ping timeout) * THE-MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) has joined #whitecollar IS HE BACK YET ...no WELL WHAT THE FUCK WHEN WILL HE BE BACK I don't know try waiting more than half an hour before asking next WELL SORRY TIME MEANS LITTLE TO US CELESTIAL BEINGS A SECOND, AN EON, IT IS ALL THE SAME TO ME k well, tfn probably won't be back for a while I DON'T HAVE A WHILE TO WAIT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN TERMINA I HAVE TO MEET PM ME WHEN HE GETS BACK * THE_MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) Quit (Quit: BRB) ok ... * THE-MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) has joined #whitecollar if you quit, I can't PM you OH CRAP DID HE COME BACK No, hhe's asleep he probably won't be back until at least noon WHICH NOON? um this coming noon like, in 9 hours OH SHIT I CAN'T STAY THAT LONG, I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE oh, that sucks :( sorry for calling you all the way over here for nothing :/ NOT SO FAST YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT FAST ? REMEMBER, I SAID IF THICKFREAKNESS WASN'T BACK BY THE TIME I HAD TO LEAVE I'D CRUSH EVERYONE IN THE CHANNEL INSTEAD yeah, but I'm the only one in here AND? wait YOU HAVE TO SEE MY DILEMMA waitwaitwaitwait dude wait, wtf SOME HUMAN CALLS ME DOWN TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN, AND WHEN I GET HERE THE OTHER HUMAN ISN'T EVEN HERE it's not like that was my fault I tried to keep him in here I SAY I'M GOING TO CRUSH EVERYONE IN THE CHANNEL IF HUMAN B ISN'T HERE WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE he left when I wasn't paying attention HE'S NOT HERE WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE Well you didn't even wait through the night, he didn't have a chance to come back! NOW THE ONLY PERSON IN SAID CHANNEL IS MY EMPLOYER WHO HAS BEEN A DICK TO ME THIS ENTIRE TIME how have I been a dick? at all? SO NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THIS CHALLENGING DECISION DO I VIOLENTLY GRIND MY EMPLOYER TO A BLOODY PULP dude please don't i'm fucking serious * THE_MOON SITS ON PSYCHOMAX UNTIL HIS BONES COME OUT HIS EARS WAIT, THAT WASN'T CHALLENGING AT ALL! THAT WAS THE EASIEST DECISION I'VE MADE ALL DAY! SEE YOU LATER FAGGOT * THE_MOON (~THE_MOON@DynastyNet-20E2B7BB.resnet.ucsc.edu) Quit (Quit: fuck, capslock)