<@Psychomax> oh, shit <@Psychomax> another creepy dream <@Psychomax> so I was at disney land waiting in line for splash mountain <@Psychomax> and I hate splash mountain, it's my least favorite ride at disney land <@Psychomax> water rides with big drops at the end genuinely scare the crap out of me, and it's not fun <@Psychomax> but anyways <@Psychomax> I was waiting in line for splash mountain <@Psychomax> and I got to the end of the line and the person who lines people up and starts the ride was wearing a giant chipmunk head <@Psychomax> he put us in this cart like a ski lift and pressed the button to go <@Psychomax> I was like "Hey, where's the seatbelt?" <@Psychomax> and he just started laughing and waved goodbye <@Psychomax> so there I was, on a ski lift going through splash mountain <@Psychomax> the seat was really narrow, so I had to fight to stay on <@Psychomax> then when we got to the first drop, it threw me out of the seat and I landed in the water below <@Psychomax> and there were a bunch of other people around me, so I guess that's what was supposed to happen with the ride <@Psychomax> but no one was moving, they were all confused, like "should we keep going, should we try to find an exit, what?" <@Psychomax> and a bunch of them were standing around an animatronic beaver, waiting for an answer <@Psychomax> two guys suggested "Hey, why don't we try warshiping the beaver? then it will give us an answer!" <@Psychomax> so everyone started bowing down to the beaver and groaning <@Psychomax> I was like "fuck this this is weird" and got out of the water <@Psychomax> and a split second later, a giant bolt of lightning came down on the people's heads and fried them all to a crisp <@Psychomax> and I just barely escaped o_O <@Psychomax> So i walked out the door and found myself at the front of the park <@Psychomax> and I was soaking wet, my shoes squished with every step ... <@Psychomax> I looked down at my shoes, and there were lizard tails squirming out the back <@Psychomax> I was thinking "Holy shit, how did lizards get into my shoes?" <@Psychomax> so I pulled off my shoes <@Psychomax> and the tails were attached to my feet <@Psychomax> I took off my socks <@Psychomax> and my feet were giant lizards <@Psychomax> they looked up at me, one of them licked its eye <@Psychomax> and the other one said "Feeeed ussssss" <@Psychomax> and I was like "what, what do you want me to feed you?" <@Psychomax> and it was all "you know..." <@Psychomax> so I looked up and there was this girl walking in front of me <@Psychomax> now i didn't want to make my feet lizards angry, since I couldn't exactly get rid of them, so I pulled out a hunting knife that I guess was in my pocket the entire time <@Psychomax> and stabbed the girl in the back >.> <@Psychomax> and this wasn't just like stabbing a pillow or something <@Psychomax> it felt like stabbing a human ... <@Psychomax> it was really gross dammit max <@Psychomax> so I took the body and offered it to my feet, and they started eating it really fast <@Psychomax> and when they were done, they had grown a lot bigger <@Psychomax> so they were like "MORE! FEED US MORE!" <@Psychomax> that first murder had already shooken me up <@Psychomax> so I was like "no, do it your selves" <@Psychomax> so they were like "FINE" and tied my up with their tails <@Psychomax> then ran on a rampage through the park <@Psychomax> each person they ate made them bigger <@Psychomax> It felt like having sand between your toes <@Psychomax> but it was actually people, and my toes were teeth <@Psychomax> so they scaled the matterhorn <@Psychomax> and when we were at the top there was a guy in a scarf with two handguns <@Psychomax> he looked really badass <@Psychomax> but then he pointed the guns at me and said "Die, monster!" <@Psychomax> and I was like "WOAH WOAH WOAH WTF IT'S MY FEET WHO'RE FUCKING UP THE PLACE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE" <@Psychomax> but he started shooting at me, and I just barely dodged the bullets GOD FUCKING DAMMIT <@Psychomax> so I tried to kick him or run away, but my feet were grabbing onto the side of the mountain <@Psychomax> I guess they were afraid of heights or somethign <@Psychomax> so I just tried to punch him in the face FUCK <@Psychomax> but he dodged and came back behind me <@Psychomax> so this scarved guy snuck behind me and put the gun to the back of my head <@Psychomax> so I turned around and blinked sideways, then grabbed the gun with my tongue <@Psychomax> and I was like "oh shit, I am a monster :I" <@Psychomax> "maybe my feet turning into giant lizards should have been my first clue" you have messed up dreams, john. <@Psychomax> yeah :> <@Psychomax> so anyways, the scarf guy started backing up <@Psychomax> then pulled a really really big fucking sword out of the side of the mountain was he harry potter <@Psychomax> like, you could mistake this thing for a satilite reflector panel <@Psychomax> no, he kind of ressembled that one EarthBound character tfn made up <@Psychomax> I'll find it in a bit <@Psychomax> anyways, so he picked up the giant sword, and swung it down on me <@Psychomax> I tried to jump out of the way, but my feet were still attached to the mountain <@Psychomax> so I tried to block it with my arms, and it actually worked <@Psychomax> but it took off both my arms :/ <@Psychomax> luckily, since I was part lizard now, they grew back partially <@Psychomax> I had a stub for a hand and little nubs for fingers <@Psychomax> and a longer nub for a thumb <@Psychomax> so now I panicked <@Psychomax> this hero was a lot stronger than me and he was going to kill me because I was a boss <@Psychomax> so I started punching at my legs to fucking move it <@Psychomax> and they wouldn't <@Psychomax> the scarf guy was watching this entire thing and seemed really amused <@Psychomax> so I tried to take my feet out of the lizzards, but they were my actual feet, so they wouldn't budge <@Psychomax> finally, the scarf guy got bored and drew back the giant sword, saying "you need some help getting rid of your feet?" <@Psychomax> and I was like "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" <@Psychomax> then my alarm went off <@Psychomax> and I woke up <@Psychomax> THE END