So I was in this vintage clothing store
and there were a bunch of T-shirts under glass in the front counter
and one of them was from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds
so I was like "man, I want that shirt"
so they took it out
and underneath it was a t-shirt with a picture of me on the front
just standing there
and I was like "wtf where did you get that shirt"
and they were all "idk, our manufacturer sent it to us"
and I looked, and there was one with a picture of my dad on it
so I was like "hey, can I see those shirts?"
and they gave them to me
and I just bolted out of the store
saying "we never signed away our likenesses, these shirts are illegal!"
and someone was chasing after me
and they caught me :O
and they were like "you can't do that, you didn't pay!"
"No, I just said that these shirts are illegal!"
"no, for the The Birds shirt!"
"...oh, whoops"
and I had two other shirts I had accidentally grabbed
so they dragged my ass back to the store and called the cops D:
but it's ok because I woke up!
and I was the chief of a desert convoy!
I think Kamina and Yoko were there, too
but there was an assassin following me
and all we saw of him were people being chopped in half
so we were just mosying along, having a jolly old desert convoy time
(I think we may have also been criminals)
and the assassin caught up with us
it was Rakshasa, a hindu demon!
she had like 100 swords strapped to her back
and she was just going around like a fucking hurricane, chopping up my body guards
until finally she got to me
and I was like "well fuk"
but then a foot appeared through her stomach
and she was torn apart limb from limb
and thrown into an oasis pond
it was a different assassin!
this time it was a giant with 100 eyes!
and it was going around killing people too
but then, Rakshasa came back to life!
now she was a giant hand, with her pelvis as the back of her wrist, her limbs and swords making up her fingers, and a 
blue energy holding it all together
also the skin on her pelvis was stripped away, and it was shaped like a skull
and she grabbed the other assassin
and just crushed it
then she left
and I was just sitting on my throne, looking around at all the dead bodies
and I was like ":I"
Then I woke up
THE END