ok, I had the craziest fucking dream I was in a dusty old cabin sitting at a table working on something and then there was a knock on the door I opened up the door and there were two guys I'd never met did they touch you down there were they gordan freeman both of them one of them was fat and bald, and the other one had a goatee | v was it rockwell both of them they grabbed my by the shoulders and they pushed me back on the table WHAT YES~~~~ max continue :D then one of them stabbed me in the stomach over and over again ... oh D: well and I passed out or died either way, everything went black at least they didn't rape you when I woke up, I was under the floorboards of the house omg edgar allen poe max you got poe'd ! I felt kind of hungry, and I looked around me I was surrounded by bones who's bones? your bones my bones bones bones bones bones well actually I didn't know who's bones they were or how they got under my house but they looked delicious for some reason so I started eating them and then I ate more and more and more ....max why do you have such weird and highly detailed dreams max are you a grue I looked at my hand and it was turning black and white, and were turning into the same material as the bones lr i think max is a headcrab zombie which I think were paper mache ...o_o so then I fell through the bones and landed in the middle of a giant library and there was this old man standing there and he was like "this library is infinite, and you are dead. One of these books holds the secret to imortality. Go ahead and look." so I was like "oh cool, I want to live forever" so I looked for the book and this was the crazy part: this channel rules btw max your dreams are awesome :D I actually comprehended looking through each book and searching through the library forever I comprehended infinity ..:O wow and then at the end I asked the librarian "Hey wait, I'm looking for the secret to imortality" holy shit max "How long do I live for right now?" and he just started laughing TWO SECONDDSSSS OSHITSOSHTISHTSOTHSTI and I was like "oh god dammit" then I woke up