oh man I had the coolest fucking dream last night how so so I was walking to a class and I saw this orb sitting on the ground I picked it up and looked at it, and someone came by and asked if they could see it oh shit was it the bad guy of the dreams I said sure and handed it to them, and he pressed a button on it OH SHIT BAM, it started hovering in front of him, and it opened up and started spinning around and glowing blue we were both looking at it like "OH SHIT... :O" :OOOO then he tried to turn it off by pressing it again do you know the guy and he was covered in a blue light oh shit and both he and the orb dissapeared no, he was some random guy so anyways, I was freaking out, I went to class and told some people what just happened oh and this one guy was like "OH SHIT, I SAW THE SAME THING EARLIER! "I was with my girlfriend and she found this yellow orb on the ground" "then she pressed a button on it and she dissapeared!" so the entire school was in a panic three people had dissapeared so far and then I was walking back to my room and I found a ball sitting on the ground I was like "oh shit oh shit, should I press it?" finally, my curiosity overcame my self preservation, and I pressed the button It opened up, this time it was glowing green I pressed it again, and when I opened my eyes I was standing in space :O write it down, you asshole The guy who dissapeared earlier, a girl and an asian guy were standing next to me i like the idea they were like "ohey, what's up" I am writing it down, I always save my dream logs and put them on my website :D so anyways, we waited around for a bit, they didn't know more about what was going on than I did i think it would be an interesting sci-fi short story, max. and then a star fell from the sky, and landed right inbetween us It said "Greetings, you have been chosen for an important mission" oh shit important meetings "The entire milky way galaxy is in danger, it is on a collision course with Andromeda" ... what "Earth, the only planet with sentient life in this galaxy, will be destroyed instantly" hey, fuck you we don't know if other planets have it too or not "That is why I have collected you here, you must move the galaxy to push it off its course" there's life in other galaxies, like the star we were talking to, just no more in this galaxy oh. anyways, the star handed us each sunglasses "There are materials you must collect to build the machine that will move an entire galaxy" "With these glasses, the materials you need will be highlighted a certain color." "Test it on this," and she pulled out the orbs we pressed to get here I put on my glasses and the black orb in front of me was now glowing green "Splitting up the work is the most efficient way to collect everything in time" "But please, do not tell anyone about this, or go to the media" "The reason we can only ask you four is because we do not want to send your civilization into a panic" "Please hurry, you only have a month to collect everything!" ... huh so we all agreed, and the next thing we knew we were standing around in cowell plaza collect... what? oh materials okay then what we said goodbye and went to sleep the next day I put on my glasses and looked outside the window there was a bird's egg in a tree that was glowing bright green I was like "how the fuck will the machine need this?" so I climbed up the tree and, after being pecked to death by birds, grabbed the egg and brought it back to my room throughout the day, everything that was glowing green was completely random shit martini glasses, pencil cases, laptops huh I had to steal a few peoples laptops :I but I saw other people's colors glowing too oh when I was driving down the beach, I saw a viking ship in the harbour that was glowing red I was like, "LOL, how the hell are they going to get that one" then I shut my mouth when I saw an entire building glowing green I figured I'd write it down and come back to it later so anyways, I spent the rest of my dream collecting stuff I met with the other people in the group a few times, and they were kind of angry too because everything they were collecting seemed random but none of us wanted to be responcible for destroying all life on earth, so we went along with it my head was bleeding last night well my brain was anyways, after collecting stuff for a while I was trying to steal another laptop when the owner grabbed my by the arm and was like "HEY" "WAKE UP, IT'S ALREADY PAST 12" and I was like, "look, I know what this looks like, but I need your laptop" and he was like "MAX WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP" and then I woke up THE END I hate it when my dreams end like that :(