holy crap I had the weirdest dream last night I was watching family guy and now all peter's friends were swimmers in an olympic swim team what with peter as the coach you sure that wasn't an episode? how many flashbacks were there and everything had a teal filter and everyone was part man part fish part cyborg and I was like "jeez, I haven't watched this show in a while" oh, it ended up being a flashback episode they showed a history of the show since it started in the 70s and everyone was black would watch that show anyway, I guess I was watching it in a movie theater because then the reel stopped and an announcer said that there was a cat with a handgun somewhere in the theater and to watch out so I saw the cat this really fat orange tabby gorfeld and a handgun was sitting on top of his back g-garfield-kun... so I reached over to pet him and picked up the gun but the gun zoomed back to him like a magnet and the cat turned around and pointed the gun at me so I tackled it and petted it into submission while I turned the safety on and put it back on its back then the cat's owner came up and apologized for his cat scaring people it turned out that the cat was his familiar or guardian or something, and it followed him everywhere just like the handgun followed it he was some scientist exploring some aztec ruins and he asked me if I wanted to join him but before I could say "sure" we were in the aztec ruins so there we were exploring these underground catocombs and every now and then something would run past doors and rustle the detritus on the ground and we were like "wtf, is there something else in here?" then this really juicy aztec zombie with a spear came out of fucking nowhere and went to attack the scientist but the cat shot it to death and I was like "phew, I guess you need that cat" so we kept exploring more and more zombies showed up, and they were getting harder to kill the scientist got stabbed in the neck, there was some time travel, and then there were two scientists but they merged and combined their memories or something then we were in this huge room with about 10 zombies and they had some live humans tied up to boards as human sacrifices and there were some zombies with knives slowly approaching them from behind so I grabbed a spear and started wailing on the zombies and at first it was pretty effective, the zombies were actually falling down and not getting back up but as soon as I thought "hey this is kind of easy," they all bum rushed me the cat was shooting at them but it wasn't doing any damage and just as they overpowered me I woke up and I was like "aaargh, if I knew it was a dream I could have made them all die in one hit!" "but I guess turning on cheat codes would have made it less fun" THE END