I had a weird dream last night first I was kidnapped to be put in bootcamp for the military but I was in the karaoke division and had to sing in front of a huge audience or be shot I escaped to australia where a huge war had ravaged the outback I wandered into a building inside of this huge stump and fell through several floors until I was in the drawing room, which was empty and had windows for walls hanging underneath the rest of the building and there was this crazy old guy trapped in there who had been living off of acorns and rats for years he said that when the invading army came, he ran in here to hide but then couldn't get out and since the room was empty he couldn't break the glass and even if he did it was too far of a drop but there was a door in the glass that led to a ladder you could climb up that I guess he didn't notice before so he thanked me and I asked him what his name was and he was like "I'm rocko" and I had a flashback to before the war when I was hanging out with rocko from the tv show and I was like "oh shit you used to be a wallabee didn't you" then I started wondering what the heck this war was all about it turns out that there was this kingdom that controlled most of the world, and a while back they defeated a different kingdom into near extinction I guess they were the earth nation and fire nation but those are really just placeholder names anyway, the fire king and queen dead, the earth royals took the fire prince as their own son he was an infant, the same age as their son, so they grew up as brothers some 20 years later, the fire nation was coming back into power, but no one was nervous about it because they didn't have any leaders but the fire prince, completely out of nowhere and out of character murdered his step-brother and ran away to lead the fire nation back to power they're the ones who fucked up australia (although everyone was calling it "owindjoba" so I guess that's what it was called) then there was the earth nation king and queen the queen was a native from owindjoba I guess it's a really culturally diverse royal family and the king was mourning the loss of his two sons when he saw a group of people carrying elephant skins on poles his biological son's animal was the elephant, and the adopted son's animal was the saber toothed tiger and the people were talking about doing something that would undermine the fire nation and win the war I forget what it was so he ran, really excited, to tell his wife but apparently he wasn't supposed to see that there was some intense owindjoba magic going on so his wife tried to kill him by bashing him in the face with a bundle of sticks it didn't really work so eventually she gave up and made him swear not to tell anyone or follow them to avenge his biological son and um then I woke up the parts about the adopted prince and the queen having loyalties to different nations, and the name "owindjoba", really stuck with me when I woke up